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yousucksir:

Grade 8 Student:  “Sir, where were you yesterday?”

Me:  “I was sick.”

Her:  “What’d  you have?”

Me:  “I don’t know.  Just didn’t feel well.”

Her:  “What were your symptoms?”

Me:  “I felt sick.”

Her:  “Hmm.  I’d say you had a cold.”

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mtswannasaurusrex:

thatsplicingadventure:


This is probably the single best request we have ever received 

Bidoof is eternal

mtswannasaurusrex:

thatsplicingadventure:

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This is probably the single best request we have ever received 

Bidoof is eternal

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simsgonewrong:

that’s a fucking ceiling fan

simsgonewrong:

that’s a fucking ceiling fan

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corgiaddict:

poopster:

throw back Thursday

BABY PUDGE

Because it’s Friday and I get to spend a 3 day weekend with this ham. 

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corgeira:

"I’m not talking to you."

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thefrogman:

Photo from the Budapest Zoo [website | facebook]

thefrogman:

Photo from the Budapest Zoo [website | facebook]

(Source: cute-overload)

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Kanye West just got engaged to Kim Kardashian. Kanye said, ‘I’ve finally found the perfect person. And I want you to marry him.’
Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, 10/23/13 (via latenightjimmy)

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norwegianwoodstock:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

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